This one's for you Amber!
I found this on a facebook.com wall today. I thought it was too great not to post. If you've heard it before, please forgive me. If not, enjoy! But I dedicate this one to Amber, Cap's sister.
Five Reasons Not to Be a Penis:
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And my personal favorite . .
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
Five Reasons Not to Be a Penis:
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And my personal favorite . .
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
posted by DixieBelle8681 @ 2:27 PM
2 Comments:
At 3:26 PM,
amberance said…
Aw, how sweet of you to think of me when you think of penis! <3
At 11:44 AM,
DixieBelle8681 said…
Lol, I couldn't resist dedicating the post to you after I saw your own quote about blow jobs. The art of giving good head is not understood by many people, but it definitely should be!
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