A Little Marriage Advice

I received this on my Phi Mu listserv this week and I thought I'd post it. I want to give credit to oxfordcomma on livejournal.com for this post, even though he didn't write it.


When my son first left for college,
His dad gave him plenty advice on life..
"You can date each and every Sigma," he said,
"But bring home a Phi Mu for a wife."

"You can party with the Tri-delts,
And you can take out an Alpha Phi true.
But when it is time to marry,
You've got to be sure to find a Phi Mu."

"The Chi-O's can come to your parties,
And Kappa Delts are great for a date,
But never ever forget, son
You'll want a Phi Mu for your mate."

"We want you to enjoy your college years.
And give all the girls a spin.
But never buy a ring unless
The Phi Mu letters are on her pin."

"We want the best for you,
My son a girl who's gentle, sweet, and true
And that, of course, is why you'll want
To find a sister of Phi Mu."

"During your years of college,
You'll go from one girl to another.
But take the advice of your smiling dad,
And bring home a Phi Mu like your mother!"